O! Canada and O!Bama
So, I’ve missed blogging the past two weeks. Week on can be attributed to my birthday and therefore the forgetfulness that has come over me with age and this week I missed it because I just became a puppy owner…well. He owns me more like, but I’ll write about him another time.
Anyway, before my life became 100% puppy focused, I noticed something.
Our Prime Minister and The President of the United States are totally in love.
It all started with a handshake.
That slowly got a little more real.
Until the attraction was just too strong
Until they both realized they were in public and probably should calm the hell down and talk business.
We were not sharing a romantic moment.
How our suit jackets are not done up.
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW WE SHOULD DO UP OUR SUIT JACKETS BECAUSE WE ARE WORLD LEADERS.
Poor Obama. Can’t even look at Trudeau as they deny their moment.
Trudeau knows they can’t hide forever, though.
Just look at his face.
That is the face of a Prime Minister who knows stuff is up and a President who knows he’s going to get some…”Oooooh, he’s into me” says Trudeau’s face. “I’m going to get you and your sweet sweet resources” says Obama’s face.
Now at first there seemed to be a little tension with our Prime Minister’s wife…Obama seemed maybe a lil jealous.
But thankfully those issues seemed to dissipate at dinner when Obama realized that three is not a crowd at all. In fact, Three’s Company.
Justin looks so proud of his people.
Damn, Obama. Just romancing everyone.
Frankly, I’m totally OK with all of this.
It’s very important that Canadians/US relations are taken care of and I think that most Canadians feel the same.
Even former Canadians seem thrilled with this new development.
Look at how excited Ryan Reynolds is about it.
He has the same look on his face that I did when my friend Sam asked me to be a bridesmaid.
I may not always agree with their decisions.
I may not always like where my tax dollars go.
I can’t help but fully endorse this Bromance.
Besides, if all world leaders had a bond this strong, maybe we could fix our problems in a more civilized manner.
Who needs nuclear arms when you have arms for hugging?
“If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.”
Please Note: I know this post is utter nonsense but I’ve a puppy who demands my attention and have been laughing at the billboards of Justin and Obama since I saw them.
Regular blogging resumes this week (hopefully).
In the meantime, please enjoy this picture that is almost certainly not to grown ass world leaders comparing the size of their genitalia.
(I make that joke fully knowing my Mum reads this. HI MUM!)